shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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