nut hugger
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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