Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town