Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!