id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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