he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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