My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
