Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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