The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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