im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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