Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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