i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
barbara walters just said penis...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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