I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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