we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Randomize
