He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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