i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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