butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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