My room smells like vodka and shame
grandma shit on top of the toilet
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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