i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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