Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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