Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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