She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm just crazy horny about you
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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