I cockslap morals
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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