Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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