My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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