idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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