I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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