sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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