let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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