do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You're like the curious george of whores
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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