they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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