just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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