she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
