the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Shame - the story of my life.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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