My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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