ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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