"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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