He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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