Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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