Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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