Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I party with great urgency now.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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