i just google imaged poop.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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