new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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