Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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