Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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