shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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