Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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