dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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