is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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