Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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