Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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