I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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