How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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