hell yes lets make some ravioli
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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