I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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